Narnia: Where wanting to be pretty warrants a personal chiding from Jesus.

Dear Smirking AMC Ticket-seller,

I realize there may be no sadder sentence to utter on a Saturday night than "Voyage of the Dawn Treader for one."  As it happens, I was meeting people who were already inside the theater. So take that. And you know what else? My purse was stuffed full of cupcakes. Delicious contraband. Yeah.

I think I've made my point.

Yours respectfully,
Katie Jane