Coat Arguments

“…More of those than any other type of argument.” Kitten talking about our family’s tendency to bicker over outerwear after I verbally abused her into coming to my office to borrow a coat for the remainder of the day.

It’s an accurate statement.

Wear a coat!

I’m not going very far.

Wear a coat!

It’s n-n-not cold enough.

Wear a coat!

You can’t make me!

Wear a coat!

This t-shirt is warm enough.

Wear a coat!

I have a hat on.

We’re clearly not much for self-preservational instincts.