November 18, 2010

Coat Arguments

“…More of those than any other type of argument.” Kitten talking about our family’s tendency to bicker over outerwear after I verbally abused her into coming to my office to borrow a coat for the remainder of the day.

It’s an accurate statement.

Wear a coat!
I’m not going very far.

Wear a coat!
It’s n-n-not cold enough.

Wear a coat!
You can’t make me!

Wear a coat!
This t-shirt is warm enough.

Wear a coat!
I have a hat on.

We’re clearly not much for self-preservational instincts.

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